Griff vs. the Bidet

So not sure if everyone would know what a bidet is so I should probably explain what it is first.
Its a bathroom fixture that cleans you genitalia if female or cleans the nether region on guys..

So I was cleaning up a flood that happened at a house just off of the Vanier Parkway here in Ottawa. Well as we were tearing up the carpets and dry wall I noticed this woman had a Bidet in her bathroom. Well once we had cleaned up the mess I knew I had to try this thing out.

So I go use this bathroom and had to make sure to have something to clean off first... won't go into that sort of detail as its really not needed. So as I sit on the throne I look at the Bidet and wonder how this thing works. It has two handles on the back or it. So I turn the right side one on first. it makes the water swirl. So I try the second handle but didn't think about only turning it on a bit. Well I turn it completely on. Well wouldn't you know it it has enough water pressure to hit the ceiling. So after cleaning up a flood I have to clean up the drenched bathroom. anyways I cleaned up the bathroom. So now its time to sit down and use this what I thought was a weird contraption. So I turn on the second tap again but not quite as strong this time. Which didn't matter because I miss aimed and jumped a little because I didn't expect to hit my boys..
Anyways so I re-adjust and try once again. Well I gotta say that every house should have one of these. It feels strange at first but think about it you never have to wipe again. I'm not a tree hugger but we could save a lot of tree's if everyone had a Bidet.

So back to the title of this post. I think no matter how I look at this. the water hit the ceiling and I hit my boys.. I only got myself clean after these events. So I would have to score this as:

Griff: 1 Bidet: 2

I guess this goes to show I don't win all the time even tho I am a perfectionist.

It only ends when you want it to.

I'm start to feel like I am stuck on this story but when you I think back on it was a major turning point in my life. I have to thank many people who have helped me become the person I am today. Quite a bit of this learning process was done on my own. I have been a very social person and have met many amazing women. But only have a very short list of girls that I was proud to call my girl.
I am not sure at this point if I will go into more detail about which one's but that may change as I continue to write down my thought so I can make more sense of them.

And for the time being I think its time to end this serious part of my life and start discussing fun adventures I have taken. For that was the whole Idea when I created this blog.

The aftermath.

So the intensity didn't end with the branding...
I concentrated so much during the whole branding process and didn't feel a thing. This most certainly doesn't mean that the healing process didn't hurt like hell. A the time of this I was actually doing manual labour work. We were actually doing a mold job at the time at BA banknote where they actually make all the money.
Anyways I should describe what I was actually doing: First I had to wear a full face mask, a full body suit, gloves and booties. And to wear this equipment for close to 8 hours a day. None of which was made to allow anything but make you sweat like crazy. Every day was worse than the one before. My back would itch the entire day. Not to mention the burning sensation as well. It was one of the worse experiences I have ever had to endure. Seriously you end up sweating the whole entire day. And when done you have to rest up and start all over again the next day.
A couple days later the branding itself got infected. None of this stopped me from working I kept at it until it finally healed. I think this was all part of my internal healing process as well.

This is what my branding looked like once all the scabs had come off:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31081&l=366a20c569&id=506884840

and my second brand:(My daughters initials)
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=92598&l=736ff72209&id=506884840